Felvic Stories

β˜……. I heard that 3 girls in this group are planning to rape me..😒*May their plan succeed in the name of God.
β˜…….Yawa dey oooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
One guy divorced his wife after one week her father died and she inherited 250million naira he called her and told her that he is pregnant.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
β˜…….How to make a girl run mad in two days! First, buy iPhone 7s+ for her.
Secondly, send area boys
to steal it.πŸšΆπŸšΆπŸƒπŸƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
β˜…….Do you know…..That the first money a guy gives to his bae after accepting his request is called acceptance fee…
β˜…….A pastor got out of his car and was slapped by an unknown man 4 no reason.
Everyone around was wondering what the pastor was going to do.
He moved three steps back and gave the man a serious slap…serious heart breaking slap.
A lady nearby even felt the impact of the slap in her face and asked the pastor, ‘Why didn’t u forgive?’.He said , ” there’s more blessing in giving than receiving”.
β˜…….Ur Mum or sister Will beg You To assist Unhooking Her “Bra”, You’ll Be Doing Like Snail😬😬,
But When it’s “Bae”, You suddenly becomes Fast And Furious part 8πŸ˜•πŸ˜‘πŸ˜¦
Bros, Just tell me why ur hell fire will not have a suya stand??πŸ˜ŸπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
*lagos boi*🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢
β˜…….My friend is getting married this Saturday, I was so excited, until I checked the transport fare from Lagos to Enugu……😢I just remembered that she offended me in JSS 2πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
β˜……. Forget About Electric Shock, Nothing Shocks More Than Touching Your Pocket And Not Feeling Your Phone..
β˜…….πŸ€”On judgement day pls hold the NIGERIA Flag,πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬so that angels will consider, knowing u’ve been through hell already…
Person no fit face hell twiceπŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Pls don’t beat me I’m having headache in my mouthπŸšΆπŸƒπŸƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
β˜……. Honestly I see Nigerians as very happy people; whatever happens good or bad will be used as a joke or even for advert
For example. You will soon hear “Buy Evans paracetamol it will kidnap all your headache”
Thanks for reading…..

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I am called Felvicstories (The king of Suspense) I am quite harmless, but can't hold venom back if the need be. I believe every moment in this life is a story to tell. Therefore, I'm a prolific writer of all genre.

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